Last Updated on August 16, 2020 by Josh Desair
Last Updated on August 16, 2020 by Josh Desair
We have come a long way in the past few years with the legalization of medical and recreational marijuana. Unfortunately, there are still some hurdles smoker have to face. For example, some workplaces require a drug test and may not accept a THC positive result, even if you’re smoking it legally. There are also some states that require you to drug test while on probation, and that can cause a whole new set of problems.
The logical step to take in order to avoid problems when you knowingly have to take a drug test would be to just quit smoking altogether. But if you have to take an unexpected drug test, then that could become a problem. Fortunately, there are some detox drinks on the market that have been specially formulated to help you pass these unexpected tests.
The problem is that there are so many options that it’s hard to tell which ones work and which ones are a waste of money. It would also suck if you lose a great job opportunity because of an archaic rule. In order to help you pick the right test, we’ve reviewed and compared some of the best detox drinks on the market.
This detoxicant is a natural liquid that is made from mineral-rich volcanic clay known as bentonite. This natural substance cannot be digested and bonds with the toxins in your body and flushes them out. This not only helps you get rid of the THC in your body but also metabolic, chemical and environmental wastes as well.
Sonne’s No.7 is made from a natural substance that has a long history of acting like a detoxicant, and has been on the market since 1947. This won’t clean you up overnight, however, so you’ll want to give yourself some time if you plan on using this.
Easy to Use
Some detox drinks require you to drink a large amount of liquid in a short amount of time, and for the most part, it is not very tasty. Sonne’s No.7 only requires you to take 2 tablespoons a day, which is a lot easier to handle.
Cost and Value
It comes in a 32oz bottle, and considering that the dosage is 2 tablespoons per day, this should last you a pretty long time. Cost wise, it comes in the middle of the pack but is definitely the most popular though.
There’s nothing worse than getting that surprise call from your probation officer or a job you applied for weeks ago and you know you’re not clean. If you only have a few hours to take your drug test, then this detox drink is made for you.
This was made specifically to quickly flush out your system in case you need to pass a urine test. Simply drink the 16oz liquid then follow up with 20 more ounces of water and you should pee clean in an hour.
Ultra-mask is so confident that this product works that they are offering a 500% money back guarantee. Not many other companies offer a guarantee, so that is very assuring.
Cost and Value
This may be the highest priced detox drink on the list, but it also offers a guarantee. If you’re going to take a drug test, you want to be as sure as possible.
This is a herbal cleansing drink that features a number of different natural ingredients. If you like to try to avoid putting chemicals in your body, then this is the detox drink for you.
This formula was created to provide maximum cleansing power. It not only helps you pass your urine tests, but it’s also designed to flush your body of other harmful toxins as well, giving you extra energy and making you feel fresh.
Contains a number of natural ingredients that help cleanse and detoxify your body, including Juniper Berry Extract, Tumeric Root Extract, and Milk Thistle Seed Extract.
Cost and Value
This comes at the lower end of the price spectrum and also comes in three different flavors. It has a lot of natural ingredients and should have you peeing clean within a few hours as long as you follow the instructions.
Made in the USA, Ready Clean has a long history in helping people pass drug tests. This is one of the most popular brands on the market, and for a reason. It not only works fast, but it also tastes pretty good compared to some of the other detox drinks.
As one of the biggest brands on the market, they not only offer a number of different products that help cleanse your system, but they also have some great flavors, including orange, grape and fruit punch.
Ready Clean is made by the company Detoxify. This company has been around for over 20 years and has sold millions of products. If their products didn’t work, then I doubt they would be as popular as they are.
Cost and Value
Surprisingly, this was one of the lowest costing detox drink on the list. Surprising not because it doesn’t work, but because of it being such a well-known brand. This is definitely worth the money.
If you need something that works quickly that you can just gulp down; then this detox drink is perfect for you. It is a detox concentrate that contains only 10 ounces of fluid. It also features W-B2 and Creatine to help with the cleansing.
If you have a sensitive palate, Jazz Total Detox offers you a wide variety of different flavors to choose from, including orange, strawberry kiwi, blue raspberry and wild cherry.
This concentrated formula was designed to work within a few hours, which makes it perfect for those surprise drug test calls. Make sure you follow the instructions in order to guarantee its success.
Cost and Value
This is the most affordable drink on the list and works quite well. However, it suggests that you take a break from smoke for a short period of time also if you want this to work properly.
Type of Drink: Kombucha
While not necessarily detoxifying, the ingredients in Kombucha focus on cleansing the liver which is one of the key components to a healthy blood supply and digestive system. It replenishes the liver which in turn flushes out toxins and the lymphatic system. This delicious concoction is made up of fermented tea and comes in ginger, orange and grape flavor.
How is kombucha created: Initially, Kombucha is simply just a sweet tea. Contained in a glass jar, over a series of months the bacteria and enzymes will eat off the natural sugars in the tea, creating the delicious flavor you love.
Key feature: Do to its fermentation process, this drink is bursting with microbes and probiotics, to increase healthy digestion and assist your liver and pancreas in getting rid of toxins (the bad stuff.)
Cost and value
Kombucha is now available in many cafes served as a drink or can be purchased in supermarkets in bottle form. Kombucha has decreased in price over the years due to high demand, however, the price is inflated dramatically in health-oriented cafes/restaurants as a unique selling point. If you want to go cheap, go wholesale. Health-Ade Kombucha is available in the U.S online and in-store. And what’s, better, the bottles are completely plastic-free.
Type of Drink: Green juice with celery, kale, cucumber, and spinach
This classic cold drink is perfect to kick-start your morning, full of energy and goodness to help cure a hangover or settle a stomach after a cheat day. These juices come in a range of flavors including kale & spinach, orange & carrot, lemon & cayenne, and creamy coffee. We recommend lemon & cayenne for its fast-action qualities.
Key feature: This green delight is great for a cool down on a hot day, and its nutrient-packed formula means it takes care of your gut.
Cost and value
This at-home morning-must is extremely affordable, and only requires five key ingredients if you make it yourself!
Type of Drink: Unpasteurized Apple Cider Vinegar
This Megan Fox recommended beverage is sure to push out toxins and leave you feeling less bloated and ready for the day! Bragg Apple Cider vinegar is raw, unfiltered and unpasteurized- so you know you are getting your goodness! Why does it work? The acids in Apple Cider Vinegar bind toxins in your liver. This natural cleanser is also a natural sore throat healer and sinus clearer, takes care of unsettled tummy’s and was also reviewed at patch.com
Key feature: As an alternative to just vinegar, apple cider takes the edge off what is commonly used as a detox drink- while also known to reset your taste buds especially if you are prone to a sweet tooth. It is also known to curve hunger cravings and prevent illnesses due to its immune support.
Cost and value
These babies come in 16 and 32 Oz bottles and found in groups of 8 for wholesale
Type of Drink: Probiotic shot with Turmeric, ginger, and lemon
This Bali-inspired shot is a quick, sure-fire way to jump-start your metabolism in the morning, turmeric has numerous nutritional properties while ginger has a unique way to kick start your digestive system- together making a fast-action detox remedy. Additionally, they come in Original Ginger, Pineapple and Apple Cider.
How does it work: Ginger has natural anti-oxidants and anti-inflammatory properties, which help flush your system naturally. Ginger is known as one of the best natural detoxifying herbs. Turmeric is also known for its anti-oxidant properties because it assists in carrying waste to the liver. Together they are an unstoppable force!
Key feature: Turmeric is a traditional Indonesian spice, usually added to rice or curry, but has become a morning tradition. In particular, “Air kunyit” or turmeric water is used as a natural remedy for the common cold.
Cost and value
While these nutrient-packed drinks are shot-sized, they sure are mighty and great value for money. You can opt for a seven-day pack to really get the ball rolling.
Only come in shot-sized which is inconvenient if you want a long-lasting drink
May color your teeth yellow (from the natural turmeric)
Type of Drink: Probiotic 3-day cleansers
These organic juices come in a variety of flavors, choose one or three as part of the recommended three-day cleanse. We would recommend its beetroot flavor due to its naturally high number of antioxidants although they come in five other flavors such as; spinach & apple, coconut crème, lemon, apple & mint as well as pineapple.
Key feature: With added probiotics and delicious tropical flavors your taste buds will be craving more after drinking one of these!
Cost and value
These large bottles have an extremely low price considering you get 16 Fluid ounces (a good bottle size.) If you choose to do their three or seven-day programme you are much more likely to achieve a beneficial result and flush out THC traces.
If you ever find yourself in a position where you may have to take a drug test, then it’s always smart to have a plan. Detox drinks are a great way to quickly flush your system and help you pass your urine tests. If you’re nervous about which detox drink works best, then hopefully the list above calmed you down a little. With so many great options, there is no reason why should ever fail a drug test. Check out which one is best for you and your situation.
Ah, detoxing. Some would roll their eyes when they hear the words “I really need a cleanse”, citing the numerous way companies have capitalized on dieting and how this is another one of them- but in reality, detoxing is so much more than that. For some, it’s a part of their long-term diet plan, for example, the 5-2 diet, giving your digestive organs two days of rest to detoxify, for others, detoxing is simply taking a break from unhealthy foods and switching them for nutrient-packed meals, and for the many, its looking for the fastest-yet healthiest- way to flush out toxins such as THC from our bodies.
Whatever the weather, a detoxing drink is a fantastic addition to your day, replenishing your gut with things it needs for a change. There is a detox drink for a variety of needs and timeframes, so keep reading to find out which is best for you.
What should I expect from my detox drink?
Historically, the idea of detoxing has been associated with cleaning out your gut using natural laxative herbs and powder such as chili, which while extremely effective, may not all be so good for your organs. The perfect detox drink should be equal parts activating and nutritious for your body- that can be added via probiotics, or the nutritional value of the fruits and vegetables inside. They can come in smoothie, cold-pressed or powdered form.
So why does this matter? Well if you are in the midst of job hunting and have a urine test surprise you-you certainly needs to be prepared. Some jobs may not accept THC positive test even if you are in a legal state! While this may be unfair, we are here to help you. “But I don’t care about the nutritional value of my drink, just get the traces out ASAP,” you say. There are two reasons why you should care about it: blood clarity and gut health.
When taking detox drinks, particularly with an “end goal” to rid traces of THC, sometimes you may feel the need to take two, three, maybe even four drinks at the same time to get rid as fast as possible. Don’t be that guy, be cautious. Try not to get carried away by the thought of a positive drug test and focus more on your wellbeing. While we fully support detox drinks, you may want to take some precautions beforehand.
Firstly- are you an IBS or IBD sufferer? You may struggle with detox drinks due to their catalytic nature in order to “speed up the system” shall we say. Those with intolerances or proficient bloating, however, may benefit from the probiotics usually included in the drinks, due to the substantial benefits to the lining of the gut.
As mentioned earlier, blood clarity and gut health are what you need to watch out for when choosing a detoxing product. The reason to look out for your gut is pretty simple- but thinking about blood health is something else. You must remember that your liver and pancreas are in charge of ridding bile and toxins -even from under your face! This, in turn, purifies your bloodstream as well as improves your digestive system. So, while you may be looking for the fastest possible solution, it may not be as effective as you may think.
On a related note, looking out for your gut is equally important. I cannot stress enough the danger of all-in-one pills which market as “detox” but in fact, only serve one purpose of making you-and forgive me- shit yourself. There are several reasons for the dangers of these, and the most important one is the lack of hydrochloric acid. Yeah, it may sound dangerous, but it is a key ingredient in any medicine for your gut. Hydrochloric acid is responsible for balancing the PH levels in your stomach (and therefore intestines.) Without going too far into it, if you have ever been bloated, sick or had any stomach related issue- hydrochloric acid counteracted any damage done.
So, if you insist on buying pills or unnatural products don’t say I didn’t tell you so- and never buy those products online. So, stick to juices and bottled remedies. What I would recommend- and the title of this article- would be detox drinks and smoothies. They work and a natural, 100% organic way to clear your system, while simultaneously replenishing and hydrating you from the inside, out. It is crucial when aiming to flush away toxins that you don’t just focus on what’s happening down there and look at making sure your organs are working at their optimum, to detox your lymphatic system as well as cholesterol. As an additional note, any detox remedies in pill form are in fact laxatives- so if you’re going to go the hard way, at least be sensible about it and make sure you replenish your fluids and minerals after. I would suggest green tea or miso soup.
There is a huge variety of smoothies or juices- there are also more “clinical” remedies which are there to serve their purpose and have no interest in tasting delicious. If you go for juice, your go-to ingredient is spinach. Some of the finest detox juices are green plant-based, and spinach is the main ingredient. Feel like trying your own at home? Try our Wake&Cake approved 5 ingredient smoothie: Spinach, Apple, Kale, Kiwi, and lemon.
This will kick up your digestive system while leaving you feeling happy and healthy throughout the day. If you don’t like bits, squeeze the smoothie through a (CLEAN) tea towel, and there you have your own homemade cold pressed juice-neat right? That’s too much hassle for you? Then head to our “Top ten detox drinks” list to check where you can buy one in less time than you will be sitting on your toilet after drinking it.
All in all, whether you spend months fermenting your ingredients, try an at-home detox remedy or simply purchase a pre-made beverage from your supermarket, detox drinks are a great way to flush out toxins, take care of your insides and give your body the nutrients it needs.